Looky here kids, chocolate milk will make you strong… and sloppy. The Adult Beverage Company’s newest creation, Adult Chocolate Milk is a 40-proof alcoholic drink that mimics the flavor of your favorite grade school beverage.
Each Adult Beverage comes packaged in “retro-chic bottles” (whatever the f*ck that means) and the company’s website states that they will be coming out with additional flavors such as, Adult Orange Cream, Adult Fruit Punch and Adult Limeade. Too bad (for now) it’s only available at locations in Arizona, California and Minnesota, however the site does offer you the option to purchase it online, but cautions that you must have an adult 21 or older present to sign for any alcohol delivered.
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