If you have not yet checked out the Details Magazine interview with Mike Tyson, you are missing out on a whole lot of wisdom and life lessons. We all know anyone with a face tattoo is bat shit crazy and should never be f*cked with, but in case you had any doubts check out a few quotes pulled from the interview below:
“Now I’m 44, and I realize that my whole life is just a f*cking waste.”
“I have to go and wash up before I touch my own kids.”
“This white woman come up, and I’m thinking, Wow. When I was a kid, she would’ve been robbed and raped and left for dead. This is a real strange scenario, and I just wanted to cry. I’m like, “Who am I? Where’s my heritage?”
“Yeah, it’s been eight months with this vegan stuff, but I get these explosions of energy. I don’t know how long they last, but they’re like explosions.”
“My wife’s lived with me in places I wouldn’t take a shit in. I wouldn’t be a prostitute in some of the places my wife and I have slept.”
I Got Your Crazy, Bitch.
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