If you’ve been living under a rock (and if you have indeed been doing this, email me, as I am interested in knowing how one goes about living under a rock) for the past few months then there may be a chance you have not heard about the drinking game sweeping across college campuses everywhere, Bros Icing Bros. The rules are simple:
1. You cannot refuse an ice. If you refuse to drink the ice you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never ice another bro or be iced.
2. If you are iced by a fellow bro you can ice block. When presented w/ an ice, you pull out an ice of your own and reverse the ice on your bro. The ultimate ice insult.
I must admit, I have been iced many times, and though anything that involves the consumption of alcohol equals fun for me, honestly in “drinking terms” drinking a Smirnoff Ice is like wearing a sign that says “I wish I had a vagina.” Bros Icing Bros is kinda becoming a drinking game for pussies, and it needs to be kicked up a few notches, thus I present some new options…
Bros Case’n Bros
1. You cannot refuse an entire case of beer. If you refuse to drink the entire case of beer you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never case another bro or be cased.
2. If you are cased by a fellow bro, congratulations, you just scored a free f*cking case of beer!
Bros Blunting Bros
1. You cannot refuse a blunt. If you refuse to smoke the entire blunt you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never blunt another bro or be blunted.
2. If you are blunted by a fellow bro, congratulations you just scored some free pot, and possibly a possession charge, yaay jail is fun, free food and no work!
Bros Dropping Bros
1. You cannot refuse hit of acid. If you refuse to drop the acid you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never drop another bro or be dropped.
2. If you are dropped by a fellow bro… wait, what the f*ck is crawling all over me!?!
Bros Crack’n Bros
1. You cannot refuse the crack. If you refuse to smoke the crack you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never crack another bro or be cracked.
2. If you are cracked by a fellow bro, well your simply f*cked.
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