A dude with two annoying girls living in the apartment above him is forced to hear every dumb thing they say. So what’s the logical thing to do in this situation? Well, you set up a website and Twitter Account to broadcast all the stupid shit they say and do, then offer your response, of course. You have to check out his site at Dear Girls Above Me:www.deargirlsaboveme.com for the full daily awesomeness, but here’s a taste of what you’re missing if you don’t…
Dear Girls Above Me,
Your “friend” from last night was fun, but did he need to grunt, “You like that,” over and over? It seemed pretty clear you did.
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Did you hear that all these kids were rescued in Chile after being trapped in some mountain?” Miners, not minors.
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I watched a special on conjoined twins and all I could think about was karate chopping them to freedom.” You should be a doctor.
Dear Girls Above Me,
“He said he was Spanish but not a Mexican. What the hell, that doesn’t even make sense!” It does to the entire country of Spain.

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