Rape-Van My Ass…

RedRodger — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:37:27 +0000

Rape van my ass, more like a charrot for the gods. Stunning.

Dude Sings His Sonic Drive-In Order

RedRodger — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:28:54 +0000

Dude sings his sonic drive-in order, really f*cking well, sonic worker could give a shit less.

GloZell Does The Cinnamon Challenge

RedRodger — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:22:22 +0000

GloZell takes on The Cinnamon Challenge… the cinnamon wins.

Petting A Baby Owl

RedRodger — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:16:45 +0000

You have to be f*cking kidding me! Where is this magical land of owls located, and how can I get me about half a dozen of those tiny little baby owls?

Shut The F*ck Up About Bacon!

RedRodger — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:31:23 +0000

Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon… we get it, it makes all food taste better… drinking makes all workdays more fun but you don’t hear people rambling on about that shit…

My Drunk Kitchen: Raw Vegan Cheesecake

RedRodger — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:23:34 +0000

Making a raw vegan cheesecake? Why not just kill babies and smash kittens while your at it. However, because I’m an alcoholic, I’ll still continue to watch this show.

Irish Racehorse Trainer Is Extremely Excited

RedRodger — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:19:05 +0000

Holy shit balls!!!! The leprechaun from the Lucky Charms box just took on human form. If I was at this horse race, and had a mason jar handy, you better believe this little dude would be on my mantel as I type this.

1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship

RedRodger — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:07:29 +0000

Presenting The 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship… you’re very welcome for what just became the highlight of your day.

When Not Just Any Tow Truck Will Do…

RedRodger — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:42:43 +0000

Excuse me kind sir, what kind of tow truck would you recommend for this job… and please, do not be afraid to be as descriptive as possible…

An Epic Meal Time Parody: Prison Edition

RedRodger — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:38:46 +0000

This may just be another Epic Meal Time parody video, however it could also double as a public service announcement for at risk culinary students…

The Cuddlers Hotline

RedRodger — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:20:56 +0000

Soooo, what are you wearing? A big-ass sweatshirt. The cuddlers hotline, it’s what Jesus would do.

The Lazy Jedi Eats Breakfast

RedRodger — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:09:33 +0000

I swear I had a morning like this once, however I was hungover from the night before… and I did wake and bake, so maybe I didn’t, I cant remember. Anyway, may the fruit loops be with you, my friends.

Unicorn Poop Cookies

RedRodger — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:04:17 +0000

Sure, I’ll take a dozen of these magical mothaf*ckers, make that a “bakers dozen” (look mom, I’m a foodie), please and thank you.

Fanography: Britney Spears Biggest Fan

RedRodger — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:36:47 +0000

This kid either grew up to be an inmate or the most fabulous f*cking drag queen on the planet…

Stu Jeffries On What Is Rap?

RedRodger — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:22:04 +0000

Ohhhh, so that’s what rap is… suburban teenage white kids with amazing rhythm and rhyming ability. Thanks Stu Jeffries… and the early 80′s.

Rifle Burs Music Video: WTF?

RedRodger — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 18:50:30 +0000

Absolutely no f*cking clue what the Rifle Burs music video is about. However, it looks like someone may be one step away from staring in their own A&E Hoarders episode.

The Stealth Mountain Twitter Account

RedRodger — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:25:13 +0000

The Stealth Mountain (@StealthMountain) twitter account is half mountain, half f*cking amazing. Just spent the last hour reading users responses to this twitter bot, sorry work.