Scumbag Booze

RedRodger — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:35:44 +0000

Booze can be such a dick sometimes, makes me hate that I love this guy so much.

link: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/05/scumbag-booze/

The Worlds Best Bangs

RedRodger — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:25:02 +0000

If a kitten got it on with a rainbow-furred unicorn, whose father was Fabio, and their love child had it’s hair personally crimped by the hands of Jesus… this it what it would look like.

Zombie Vegans Attack Epic Meal Time

RedRodger — Wed, 16 May 2012 16:43:44 +0000

A pack of wild Zombie Vegans attack Epic Meal Time, then Epic Meal Time kills the vegans and steals their bitches… it’s pretty much the foodies version of The Godfather.

1-900-HOT-GIRLS

RedRodger — Mon, 07 May 2012 17:05:57 +0000

Talk to the hottest girls this side of the equator, literally.

A Message From Tanning Mom

RedRodger — Mon, 07 May 2012 17:02:56 +0000

Every time I see Tanning Mom on TV, I get a strange craving for Thanksgiving Turkey.

Best Taco Bell Commercial Ever

RedRodger — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:29:16 +0000

What “Eye of the Tiger” is to my athletic-self, this Taco Bell song is to my drunk-at-bar-time-and-dont-give-a-f*ck-self. Well done mid-90′s Taco Ball marking team, well done.

TimeLife Presents: F*ck My Dad

RedRodger — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:45:47 +0000

If you’ve never sat awake at 3am watching a TimeLife infomercial, you’ve either a.) never been stoned or b.) you’re not a fan of easy 80′s music, either way… you’re loss.

Rapper Krispy Kreme Presents: The Baddest

RedRodger — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:08:14 +0000

Rapper Krispy Kreme debuts his new song, The Baddest… along with his snot river. Kleenex that shit up, gangsta.

Pictureless Pinterest On Twitter

RedRodger — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 23:47:36 +0000

If you’re sick of all those pictures f*cking up Pinterest, check out @PicturelessPins on Twitter for the best of Pinterest without having to look at the pictures.

Pizza Hut Cheeseburger Crust Pizza

RedRodger — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 23:40:22 +0000

First, UK Pizza Hut customers get a hot dog stuffed crust pizza, and now Pizza Hut Middle Eastern customers get a cheeseburger stuffed crust pizza… seems like someone over at the Pizza Hut test kitchen has recently discovered weed.

Don’t Be That Guy At The Gym

RedRodger — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:31:45 +0000

Ah no shit… don’t be any guy at any gym, gyms are for losers… home aerobic DVD workouts are where it’s at… surprised you didn’t know that.

Rihanna’s Best Tweet Ever

RedRodger — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:18:02 +0000

I see what you did there Rihanna… well played, well played.

The Spirit of 4/20

RedRodger — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:43:36 +0000

Ahhh, The Spirit of 4/20, a holiday about giving… puff, puff give-ing.

New Guy Office Fight

RedRodger — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:18:15 +0000

Being the new guy in the office always blows goats for Skittles… okay, maybe not always, basically I just want to use the term “blows goats for Skittles” today.

Burger King Whopper With 1050 Strips Of Bacon

RedRodger — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:09:44 +0000

Burger King has a new promo in it’s Japan-based restaurants where customers can add up to 15 strips of bacon to their Whopper for around $1.50. So, this dude chose to go hog f*cking wild, literally, by taking on a 1050 strip of bacon Whopper. The shit-load-o-bacon Whopper won.

Staring At People

RedRodger — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:15:30 +0000

I would like to see this guy film the same prank in South Central L.A. Because we all know a prank is not truly a prank until someone gets hurt or cries… at least that’s what mom says.

6 Fast Food Mashups Inspired By The Doritos Taco

RedRodger — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:33:29 +0000

6 Fast Food Mashups inspired by the Nacho Cheese Doritos Taco… remember kids, weed makes any food combination delicious.