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Look, Animals Get Drunk and Stoned Too!

Who knew, but apparently animals get drunk and stoned too! This is awesome news for me, because now I don’t feel like such a bad “pet mom” when I let my dog drink wine. We got a list from the dudes over at Asylum of 7 legit “party animals” who get wasted and high. So next time you throw a kegger, make sure to post flyers at the local pet shops and animal shelters, you’ll be sure to make more money on beer cups. Watch out for the pit bulls though, these guys are assholes when sober, and quite frankly they’re even worse when plastered (they’ll steal shit, poop in your bed, and try to fight your friends), don’t say you weren’t warned.

link: http://www.asylum.com/2010/05/26/drunk-and-stoned-animals-monkey-bee-ferret-stoned-spiders

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