So my buddy blogs for a site StudentLoansForCollege.org and he’s trying a new blog series on for size. I thought I’d post his first edition in the series, personally I’m liking where he’s going with this.
5 Reasons People Should be Allowed to Pay Back Student Loans with Chocolate Coins vs. “Real Money”
1. Chocolate coins taste like chocolate, real money does not.
2. Chocolate coins come covered in pretty gold foil. Real money comes covered in other people’s germs.
3. Real money (as history has shown) will fluctuate in value. Chocolate coins (as history has shown) have always had the exact same value, tastiness.
4. Chocolate Coins will provide you life sustaining nourishment if lost at sea or upon land. Real Money will just sit there and watch you die.
5. If real money catches on fire, it’s gone. If chocolate coins catch on fire, you have a delicious dessert fondue.
If you are one of the millions out there drowning in student loan debt (as most are): continue to check our new Blog Series at StudentLoansForCollege.org, where we will attempt to persuade all Student Loan Lenders into excepting alternate items for re-payment of student loan debt (in lieu of real cash). Thank you.
Tags: College, humor, webdiction
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