A well know little blog, This Is Why You’re Fat ( thisiswhyyourefat.com), showcases the most ridiculous foods and food creations on the planet. Well, we searched through that shit to bring you the Top 10 Meat Foods From This Is Why You’re Fat, guaranteed to make even the craziest of meat lovers (haha, meat lovers… we have the maturity of 12 year olds) throw up in their mouths, just a little.
Death Sausage: 3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt.
BBQ Donut: A deviled egg, that is wrapped in a beef and pork ground meat mixture, and put on the BBQ smoker until done.
Meat Tree: A tree made of sausage slices and cocktail weenies.
Meat on Meat 3-Way: Bacon on top of chicken thighs on top of bacon on top of spareribs.
Meat Tank: A tank made from meat, nuf said.
Meatzza: A pizza made entirely of meat. The crust is made from ground beef with a perimeter of ground turkey. For toppings: chopped beef roast, buffalo chicken, sausage, sliced ham, bacon, fried hot dogs, chicken nuggets, meat sauce, cheese and pepperoni. The only bread in this pizza was on the chicken nuggets.
Meat Mountain Sandwich: A deli sandwich with large meaty layers.
Meta Meat Cake: Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.
The Meat-Up: Ground Beef, topped with 2 pepperoni logs, stuffed with Cheez Whiz, topped with a layer of bacon, topped with a layer of mozzarella cheese slices, topped with more bacon, topped with meatballs and served with brown gravy.
Shrimp and Ham Cake: A cake made from shrimp and ham.
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